he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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