i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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