just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Randomize
