He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
