ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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