i would punch a child for taco bell
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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