remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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