i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
