How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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