she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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