Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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