why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize
