You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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