just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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