Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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