i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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