its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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