There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This is the high leading the old right now
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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