Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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