Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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