I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
