Pants 0. Shit 1.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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