im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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