do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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