FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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