That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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