No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Randomize
