What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she looked like the before picture.
It's just like the Real World with babies
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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