check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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