someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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