his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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