it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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