She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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