So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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