Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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