the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
How external is "for external use only"?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
