When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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