so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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