Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
my poor anus
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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