K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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