guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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