is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
