Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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