I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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