i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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