That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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