Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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