I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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