He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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