i just had sex bonerless
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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